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Costco is such a great shopping experience....first you have the obstacle course cleverly disguised as the parking lot where the traditional traffic laws are put aside in favor of third world country driving conditions. Then you have the musical chairs of actually finding a parking spot and trying to lay claim to it since there are no rules of courtesy. Then you get to play bumper cars with your shopping cart as that lovely immigrant family of 20 whizzes by you and your foot in an attempt to nab a half ounce sample of cheese when there's 5 pound package for 5 bucks. Then comes the funnest part....the checkout. You have to watch out for those tricky lanes where you see one man with one cart and not many items. Little do you know that her wife and 15 kids are parading your way with a convoy of shopping carts while the husband is merely holding down the fort. And how is it that the Arab dude at the exit let's all of them go by along with the 5 full carts of crap they bought for their business which they intend on marking up 500% to sell to idiots like me, while I'm looked over with ONE measly external hard drive as though I just pulled off a heist? But hey, I saved $15 and have a great return policy. More on that lovely line in the next episode of Al's Rants!

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The Spot Vegetarian Restaurant in Hermosa Beach, CA.....it f'in sux monkey nuts.

 

If you're looking to eat healthy, there's this great vegetarian restaurant called The Spot in Hermosa Beach. Try the delicious burger which is apparently made with a combination of organic tree bark, freshly mowed grass, and uncooked bits of supposed brown rice which resemble cat litter particles. And as for the ambiance, in a city filled with pretentious snobbery, The Spot does not disappoint. Watch fellow hippies sip on organic dish water while pretending to hold serious political conversations only to sound like stoners reveling about the 60's. And oh, they only accept cash or check, cause as the owner said, they've been around for 33 years and have never used electronic devices....cause you know, credit cards aren't organic. POS restaurant, what a dump.

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Al, if you're looking for a veggie burger you should go to Huston Restaurant in LA.

They have the most delicious veggies burgers I have ever had in my entire life. I can still taste it.. I swear I would move to LA just to eat those whenever I feel like it :bl :bl :bl

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Cacy you sound just like Persian girls in this topic; Whine, whine, whine, whine... :D

 

I don't have Costco membership card, for a single guy like me, it's not worth all the troubles you just mentioned! Their pricing and return policies though as you mentioned are awesome!

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you both need to get married. Being single and having to take care of yourselves has turned you into nagging housewives :rolleyes:

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To felan tooye torshi betorsh while we're enjoying the benefits of being single.We need to add more vinegar to your jar, just to speed up the torshidan process! :brows:

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Cacy you sound just like Persian girls in this topic; Whine, whine, whine, whine... :D

 

I don't have Costco membership card, for a single guy like me, it's not worth all the troubles you just mentioned! Their pricing and return policies though as you mentioned are awesome!

 

It's nice to have a membership for electronics and non-consumables like toilet paper (which I use A LOT), paper towels, cat litter (for Hauleen) etc. You just have to go on the right days and times...this time I went on a Sunday afternoon....apparently it was illegal immigrant celebration day!

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Al, if you're looking for a veggie burger you should go to Huston Restaurant in LA.

They have the most delicious veggies burgers I have ever had in my entire life. I can still taste it.. I swear I would move to LA just to eat those whenever I feel like it :bl :bl :bl

 

 

I don't WANT a veggie burger...I had to go cause someone else wanted to go. I'll keep going to In N Out or Five Guys if I want a burger...which is everyday!

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Al,Cool sig but our soldier gonna kill that viking soldier in 3 secs... :brows:

 

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It's nice to have a membership for electronics and non-consumables like toilet paper (which I use A LOT), paper towels, cat litter (for Hauleen) etc. You just have to go on the right days and times...this time I went on a Sunday afternoon....apparently it was illegal immigrant celebration day!

 

Very true, I have been considering to get its membership. It's just the procrastination mainly that holds me back!

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Al,Cool sig but our soldier gonna kill that viking soldier in 3 secs... :brows:

 

soldier_of_persian_land_by_pedrum.jpg

 

 

I highly doubt an inadequately equipped Persian infantryman can take down a Huscarl or Viking warrior...much heavier weapons, much stronger shield, physically stronger and better trained for battle, Danish battle axe along with chain mail vs. the Persian's weak wicker shield, short spear and mere leather armor. Viking Berserker wins hands down....the Persian foot soldiers were no match for the Greek Hoplites and Alexander's phalanx, they certainly wouldn't do much damage to a Norseman.

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Dear Al,Your information about the Vikings are very complete and correct, but over the Persians you need to read a little more, always is not important what kind of arms has a soldier! is important as it is used or is their tactic of attack or defense and the Persians in this have been among the best, we lost some battles against the Greeks but we won the great wars.

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There's this interesting TV show called "Deadliest warriors" they literally compare the warriors of all times against one another, trying to determine the superiority and inferiority of each. Quite an interesting show, I just watched a few episodes and didn't mind it. Below is a link to their website and full shows in HQ:

 

http://www.spike.com/shows/deadliest-warrior

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Intresting link,thx Keano jan .

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That was painful....I love how they ask you if you're ok when you have 15 metallic tools in your mouth! How the Funk am I supposed to respond, and besides, you're just gonna keep drillin like you would for oil off the coast of Alaska no matter how I reply. And the assistant needs to wear deodorant, cause she kept stuffing her armpit in my face and all I could think of was blue cheese! Let's also stretch your mouth open like a catfish and keep it like that while we casually discuss our vacation plans. Hey buttwipe, I'm getting stretch marks like a female veteran porn star!

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I freaking hate going to dentists, they just freak me out, that drilling sound scares the shoot out of me. I seriously won't go to a dentist unless relentless pain kicks in as result of decay etc.

 

Marg bar matabbe dandoon pezeshk

 

Mijangim, mimirim, saazesh nemipazirim (With the dental office)

 

Nang bar in mardome dandoon zaleel...

 

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post-271-016529500 1312415774_thumb.pngThis is the recent pic of Cacy he posted on FB:

 

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How are you making out Cacy?

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