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Kazakhstan Threatens to Sue Ali G Comic

 

Chronically undiplomatic comedian Sacha Baron Cohen is under attack by the Foreign Ministry of Kazakhstan – for Cohen's buffoonish Kazakh character Borat

 

Cohen, whose gallery of scathingly funny characters also includes the fearless yet doltish Ali G (who, like Borat, can be seen on HBO's Da Ali G Show), has enraged officials of the central Asian state for portraying them as drunks who participate in such sports as cow-punching – and they are threatening to sue Cohen, reports Reuters.

 

"We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way," Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news briefing. "We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind."

 

The Cambridge-educated Cohen, 34, apparently enraged Kazakhs when he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month. Borat's entrance was made in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

 

"We view Mr. Cohen's behavior at the MTV Europe Music Awards as utterly unacceptable, being a concoction of bad taste and ill manners which is completely incompatible with ethics and civilized behavior," Ashykbayev said.

 

Other typical Borat routines include showing pornographic photos of his "sister" to complete strangers and talking up wine in his native country as having been made from fermented horse urine.

 

There has been no comment from Cohen's camp on the matter.

 

 

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To fekr mikoni vaghean ali g eshtebah kard unjuri shookhi kard ya chi !?

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ham aare ham na!

- az yektaraf chon shakhse bekhosoosi ro maskhare nakarde in hagheshe ke az azadie bayan estefade kone va dar halate tanz namayesh dashte bashe! chon borat tanha baraye khande nist, oon ba oon shekl o shamyel mire az mardom harfayi mikeshe biron ke jaaye dige nemizanan! mesle racist ha!

 

- az oontaraf shoma farz kon in bejaye borat az Kazakhstan esmesho mizasht RajabAli az Iran! va ba inke ma hame midoonim in typp adam mesle borat hatta to iran ziad peida mishe zerti foran be tiraje ghabamoon barmikhord ke be irani va nasle irani tohin karde! har baba ye film misaze ke ye shakhsiate irani tooshe mesle house of sand and fog fori iroonia sedashoon mire hava ke aaay daad iroonio into o antor jelveh karde! tohin karde! Kazakhstaniam mesle maa beheshoon barkhorde ke inbaba ke ahle inja nist chera maro maskhare mikone!

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ham aare ham na!

- az yektaraf chon shakhse bekhosoosi ro maskhare nakarde in hagheshe ke az azadie bayan estefade kone va dar halate tanz namayesh dashte bashe! chon borat tanha baraye khande nist, oon ba oon shekl o shamyel mire az mardom harfayi mikeshe biron ke jaaye dige nemizanan! mesle racist ha!

 

- az oontaraf shoma farz kon in bejaye borat az Kazakhstan esmesho mizasht RajabAli az Iran! va ba inke ma hame midoonim in typp adam mesle borat hatta to iran ziad peida mishe zerti foran be tiraje ghabamoon barmikhord ke be irani va nasle irani tohin karde! har baba ye film misaze ke ye shakhsiate irani tooshe mesle house of sand and fog fori iroonia sedashoon mire hava ke aaay daad iroonio into o antor jelveh karde! tohin karde! Kazakhstaniam mesle maa beheshoon barkhorde ke inbaba ke ahle inja nist chera maro maskhare mikone!

 

Kamelan dorost migi Pourya jan,faghat keh TV spain bahash mosahebeh kard bad az in jaryan ,khodesh goft tanha ye shookhi boodeh barayeh nazdiktar besheh beh mardom az in rah ! hala ageh kasi doost nadareh,mituneh un show ro negah nakoneh ! badesh ham keh 71% behesh vote dadan keh shookhish kheili ham ghashang boodeh !

 

Pourya in jaryan-e ''house of sand and fog'' man Khodaeish chizeh badi nadidam ! hata adamaei mishnasam keh karei boodan zamane Shah va ya hata Babayeh khodam ! Film ro didan,va hameh mabhoot shodan keh B.Kingsly cheghadar ghashang bazi kard ! man fekr konam keh ageh ye iruni az in behesh bar khordeh, shayad beh in khater boodeh keh hamchin situation ro dashteh dar real life ya ye joore digeh barayeh khodesh natijeh gerefteh !

 

Mamnoon keh javab dadi boss :) .

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khob man o shoma dar morede ''house of sand and fog'' in nazar ro dashtim! amma to hamin forum 3 maah pish ye thread zadan nazarkhahi va bishtar akh o tof kardan! osoolan ma adamaye in typpi hastim! che filme tarikhi azamon besaan, che modern belakhare yeseri gelemandan ke chera tafteye jodabafte jelveshan nakrdan az gol beheshan nazokhtar gofteand!

 

kholase dar farhange har mellat o keshvari khosoosiati hast ke ya dir ya hargez paak nemishe!

man migam, filme alexander ro ke didam badesh raftam dastshooyi, dame oonja saf bood! yek yoonani too saf fosh midad ke chera alexander ro GAY neshoon dadan! yek mard maale maghdoonie migoft aslan ki gofte alexander younani boode, oon macedonian boode va bayad ham BEGAN ke eftekhare macedonia hast! ironiam ke dastane khod ra darand! kholase chap beri rast beri, yekseri beheshoon bar mikhore! thats it!

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LoL,,, Chi begam keh harfat doroseh va beh del mishineh ! montaha sareh jaryan Alezander,Stone mitunes in movie ro ghashang dar biareh ba un hameh pooli keh dar ekhtiar dasht ! in nazareh shakhsieh mane !

 

Sare inkeh migi 'tafteh joda bafteh' kamelan hagh dari ! maha kam va ya aslan ghabool nemikonim agar kasi azamoon critic koneh ! ino barha tooyeh subjcets ziadi didam ! man fekr mikonam shayad in beh in khatereh keh tooyeh in nazar maha education dorost-i nadashtim ! behemoon yad nadadan keh ba critic kardan misheh jeloyeh eshtebah haro gereft va kollan behtar zendegi kard ! az un taraf ham zarfiateh in ro nadarim keh ghabool konim tooyeh tarikh va ya dar teyeh marhalei az zendegi eshtebah kardim ! man khodamo mesal mizanam keh ageh 12-15 sale pish kasi behem migoft siamak,folan kar ro eshtebah kardi,zoodi jebheh migereftam va asabani mishodam va dad bidad mikardam keh chera masalan azam enteghad shodeh ! hala mibinam keh un zaman cheghadar un taraf hagh dashteh keh folan chiz ro behem begeh ! va alan chand sali hast keh har kasi enteghadeh dorost va sazandeh azam bekoneh,ghaboolesh mikonam !

 

Pourya jan,maha (iruniha) mellateh ajibi hastim ! yek khoosoosiati darim keh kheilia nadaran va in vaghean hamisheh barayeh man soal boodeh keh 'eshkal-e' kar koja boodeh keh beh in shekl maha bar umadim va hanooz ham in ravesh edameh dareh !

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hamin naboodane farhang va janbe baraye ENTEGHAD kheili baese aghab moondegi va latme be ma shode!

ma yek zarbolmasal darim migim "soorat ra ba sili sorkh negah dashtan"! yani be har gheimati shode za'f ya eshkale khod ra az digaran GHAYEM konim! nake TASHIH konim, balke GHAYEM! maa delemoon ro be in khosh kardim ke begim farhangmean 2500 sale hast, amma na pishtaz! na mesle japoniha bade soghoot dobare keshvaro ba kaare sakht o hamfekri besazim! hala vase oonam yek pirhane osmoon darim va oonam hamleye arab o gheire be irane! dige hazer nistim ke eghrar konim bade in hamleha khodemoon ham ziad hoseleye BAZSAZI va TARMIMe farhangi ro nadashtim va NADARIM! faghat mikhaim begim chon yekbar khordim zamin dige lazem nist barkhizim! hanooz ke hanooze doost darim dar gozashte bashim va eftekhare ajdademon ro be sine bezanim, amma hoseleye ghadame NO bardashtan ro nadarim!

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hamin naboodane farhang va janbe baraye ENTEGHAD kheili baese aghab moondegi va latme be ma shode!

ma yek zarbolmasal darim migim "soorat ra ba sili sorkh negah dashtan"! yani be har gheimati shode za'f ya eshkale khod ra az digaran GHAYEM konim! nake TASHIH konim, balke GHAYEM! maa delemoon ro be in khosh kardim ke begim farhangmean 2500 sale hast, amma na pishtaz! na mesle japoniha bade soghoot dobare keshvaro ba kaare sakht o hamfekri besazim! hala vase oonam yek pirhane osmoon darim va oonam hamleye arab o gheire be irane! dige hazer nistim ke eghrar konim bade in hamleha khodemoon ham ziad hoseleye BAZSAZI va TARMIMe farhangi ro nadashtim va NADARIM! faghat mikhaim begim chon yekbar khordim zamin dige lazem nist barkhizim! hanooz ke hanooze doost darim dar gozashte bashim va eftekhare ajdademon ro be sine bezanim, amma hoseleye ghadame NO bardashtan ro nadarim!

 

Dastam milarzeh az khoondaneh vagheyathaei keh neveshti ! jaei nemibinam keh behesh eshareh nakardi va hamisheh harf ziadeh dar moredeh in matlab. kheili khosh halam az yek taraf keh baz afradi hastan hanooz mesleh shoma keh beh in zarifi va zibaei masael ro bazbini mikonan ! va az tarafeh digeh sharmandeh hastam keh nemitoonam chizi bishtar az in ezafeh konam keh vaghean hagh dari va daghighan hamin hast keh gofti. !

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anyone who knows from which BELLUCCI movie these are from?!!!

 

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lol..boss mage to ino nadidi hanooz !?

 

Combien tu m'aimes? (¿Cuanto me quieres?) how much u want me ?

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:eek_wft: :eek_wft: :eek_wft: :eek_wft: :eek_wft: :eek_wft:

 

NA!!!!!!!!!!!! :damn: man aslan khabar nadashtam hast! :damn::damn::damn:

 

Gerard va Monica?!!! :eek_wft: :eek_wft: :eek_wft:

 

:DD :DD :DD

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:eek_wft: :eek_wft: :eek_wft: :eek_wft: :eek_wft: :eek_wft:

 

NA!!!!!!!!!!!! :damn: man aslan khabar nadashtam hast! :damn::damn::damn:

 

Gerard va Monica?!!! :eek_wft: :eek_wft: :eek_wft:

 

:DD :DD :DD

 

is spanish production with french crew !

 

dastan ro begam ya khodet badan mibini ?

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tuyeh dec05 ta feb06 do ta film azash miad.yeduneh french,yeduneh spanish...har do 18+ lol

 

in hamchin filmi nis keh ageh nabini,az dast midi chizi..dastanesh ineh,in mardeh lotery mibareh un vaght keh monica is call girl ! dastan beine inas !

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deeeeeeeeee! man migam nagoo, to migi?

 

lool sharmandeh boos az dasam dar raf.hehehehe hala shuma niga kon film ro.. ! man fadat pourya khan joon :D

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i heard that a film about Duran Duran's and Jimi Hendrix's lives are going to be produced...

Lenny Kravitz is going to act the part of Jimi Hendrix...and many famous actors will have a part on Duran Duran's film...(for ex. Ben Affleck)

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dunnò i heard on mtv that's Lenny Kravitz...he has also all the copyrights about Hendrix..

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"Award winner Jeremy Irons is set to star opposite Italian goddess Monica Bellucci in a new film about Formula 1 reports Ananova.

 

Irons and Bellucci will share the screen in the £2.3 million "Monza 2" - set to be filmed in Italy, Serbia and in London. The film will also feature sexy Italian TV stars Sabrina Ferilli and Ines Sastre.

 

Director Luigi Perelli said the movie would have steamy sex scenes but refused to say whether they would involve Irons, 57 and Bellucci, 41."

 

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"Award winner Jeremy Irons is set to star opposite Italian goddess Monica Bellucci in a new film about Formula 1 reports Ananova.

 

Irons and Bellucci will share the screen in the £2.3 million "Monza 2" - set to be filmed in Italy, Serbia and in London. The film will also feature sexy Italian TV stars Sabrina Ferilli and Ines Sastre.

 

Director Luigi Perelli said the movie would have steamy sex scenes but refused to say whether they would involve Irons, 57 and Bellucci, 41."

 

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Mona jan ,Monica hanooz nagofteh keh mikhad bazi koneh ya nah !

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