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Just got this in an email, wanted to share it with you guys :;):

 

 

 

DIRTY SEX HOROSCOPE

 

 

 

SCORPIO: The sex addict

 

Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict

future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get

what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long

relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.

 

 

 

SAGITTARIUS: The Sexy one

 

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great

when found. Loves being in long relationships.Their Love is one of

a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring

person you will ever meet. Amazing in Bed! Did I say Amazing in

Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna be with you might end up

crying.

 

 

 

VIRGO: The Virgin

 

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now.

Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart.

Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to

forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to

please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.

 

 

 

LIBRA: The lame lover

 

Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love

is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness.

Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say

Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u

might end up crying... the most irresistible.

 

 

 

ARIES: The Liar

 

Outgoing. Lovable.

Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips

to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in

long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.

 

 

 

AQUARIUS: Does it in the water

 

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in

long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will

exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights

out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

 

 

 

GEMINI: Does Twosomes

 

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed.

Lover not a fighter, but

will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud.

Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a

beautiful

smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.

 

 

 

LEO: The Master Of Love

 

MOST AMAZING KISSER. AMAZING IN BED...Great talker. Sexy and

passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at

loving. Great kisser.The one. So much love to give.Unpredictable.

Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being

in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to

find. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep.Good

when found.

 

 

 

CANCER: The Cutie

 

Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very

romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative.

Extremely random and proud of it. Spontaneous. Great tellin

stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes

down to it.

Someone you should hold on to.

repost.

 

 

 

PISCES: The Piece of Azz

 

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.

Very high ### appeal. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets.

Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of

Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she

wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

 

 

 

CAPRICORN: The passionate Lover

 

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.

Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships.

Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST

in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.

Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll

never forget. Smart.

 

 

 

TAURUS: The Tramp

 

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long

relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want.

Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times

of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality.

Stubborn. Sexual as .........

Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to

#### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!

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lol all horoscopes are basically the same just phrased differently!

 

I'm not a fan of them but if I was this version would be my style! hehe! well done Donya, you surprise me every day missy!lol :D

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Me:

 

GEMINI: Does Twosomes

 

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed.

Lover not a fighter, but

will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud.

Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a

beautiful

smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.

 

Mines pretty damn accurate! :dance_baby_wft:

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TAURUS >>>>>>>>>> MEEEEE :dance_baby_wft: :air_kiss_wft: I am good kisser I ve been told ;)

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haha lolita jan i thought they were pretty accurate too actually :p

 

 

mersi pourya jan! :huglove: LOL i actually thought this would be your kinda horoscope too when i posted it :;):

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mersi pourya jan! :huglove: LOL i actually thought this would be your kinda horoscope too when i posted it :;):

 

U did eh?lol sheytooooon! ;)

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mersi pourya jan! :huglove: LOL i actually thought this would be your kinda horoscope too when i posted it :;):

 

U did eh?lol sheytooooon! ;)

 

ki man? :yeah: i can live with that :brows: :t

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CAPRICORN: The passionate Lover

 

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.

Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships.

Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST

in BED :harhar_wft[1]: . Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.

Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll

never forget. Smart.

 

BY FAR THE BEST IN BED :diablo:

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Just got this in an email, wanted to share it with you guys :;):

 

 

 

DIRTY SEX HOROSCOPE

 

 

 

 

SAGITTARIUS: The Sexy one

 

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great

when found. Loves being in long relationships.Their Love is one of

a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring

person you will ever meet. Amazing in Bed! Did I say Amazing in

Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna be with you might end up

crying.

 

LooooL it's quite right :D

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This thing freaked me out people:

 

ARIES: The Liar

 

Outgoing. Lovable.

Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips

to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in

long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.

 

 

What am I gonna do now guys?? lol

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Cancer

 

Great in Bed :diablo:

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GEMINI: Does Twosomes

 

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed.

Lover not a fighter, but

will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud.

Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a

beautiful

smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.

:brows:

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Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now.

Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart.

Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to

forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to

please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.

 

SO TRUE!!!!!

:rolleyes:

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