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Torke mire fooroodgah bileet mikhare bere kharej..... bad mishine khabesh mibare... dostesh miyad bidaresh kone

 

Ali..?? Ali??? .... eeeehhh Ali bidar sho havapeyma raft...

 

turke bidar mishe mige

 

boro baba koja raft...bileetesh daste mane..!!

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ghadimi boud ... :damn:

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Be torke migan, agha in iraniya az shoma enghat jok migan narahat nemishi? Torke mige, azizam ina baraye shoma jok hast bareye ma khatere hast

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i didnt understand any of these persian jokes

 

but here is another

 

WHY IS TURKEY SUCH A POPULAR COUNTRY TO GO FOR HOLIDAY IN CHRISTMAS??

 

u all know the answer ;)

 

 

1) I have no idea.

 

2) these jokes pertain to Azerbaijanis in Iran, not Turks from Turkey.

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2) these jokes pertain to Azerbaijanis in Iran, not Turks from Turkey.

 

u seem to be an azerbeijani turk

 

anyway...wats the difference??...you are still a turk.

 

its like saying kurds from iraq and iran....which are kurdzz

 

and u have to know...i dont have anything against turks or azerbeijani turks

 

i just hate the government of turkey and also some turks who who are racist towards us(kurds)

 

I HOPE UR NOT ONE OF THEM!!

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2) these jokes pertain to Azerbaijanis in Iran, not Turks from Turkey.

 

u seem to be an azerbeijani turk

 

anyway...wats the difference??...you are still a turk.

 

its like saying kurds from iraq and iran....which are kurdzz

 

and u have to know...i dont have anything against turks or azerbeijani turks

 

i just hate the government of turkey and also some turks who who are racist towards us(kurds)

 

I HOPE UR NOT ONE OF THEM!!

 

 

I'm half Azerbaijani (Tabrizi). Azeris are not "Turks," in the same light that Turks from Turkey are Turks. Azeri's are not genetically similar to Turks (they are more closely related to Armenians, Georgians, and Iranians). However, we have a Turkic culture and Turkic language, which is very similar to Turkish in Turkey. There are some Turkish nationalists within the Azeri community who like to claim that they are Turks, but in reality, most Azeris are "converted" Iranians. When the various Turkic tribes invaded Iran (8 total), many stayed in northern Iran, where Azerbaijan is located. As a result, they mixed with the local populations to a certain extent and spread their language and culture to the native populations. However, in Iran, 99% of Azeri's view themselves as Iranians, rather than Turks. but, in the Republic of Azerbaijan, that is a completely different story.....(I'm too lazy to explain, but I hope you get the point) haha

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2) these jokes pertain to Azerbaijanis in Iran, not Turks from Turkey.

 

u seem to be an azerbeijani turk

 

anyway...wats the difference??...you are still a turk.

 

its like saying kurds from iraq and iran....which are kurdzz

 

and u have to know...i dont have anything against turks or azerbeijani turks

 

i just hate the government of turkey and also some turks who who are racist towards us(kurds)

 

I HOPE UR NOT ONE OF THEM!!

 

 

I'm half Azerbaijani (Tabrizi). Azeris are not "Turks," in the same light that Turks from Turkey are Turks. Azeri's are not genetically similar to Turks (they are more closely related to Armenians, Georgians, and Iranians). However, we have a Turkic culture and Turkic language, which is very similar to Turkish in Turkey. There are some Turkish nationalists within the Azeri community who like to claim that they are Turks, but in reality, most Azeris are "converted" Iranians. When the various Turkic tribes invaded Iran (8 total), many stayed in northern Iran, where Azerbaijan is located. As a result, they mixed with the local populations to a certain extent and spread their language and culture to the native populations. However, in Iran, 99% of Azeri's view themselves as Iranians, rather than Turks. but, in the Republic of Azerbaijan, that is a completely different story.....(I'm too lazy to explain, but I hope you get the point) haha

 

thank you for ur explanation...but i have heard different story

according to the history,....most of the turkic speaking people are relatied to central asian people's...especially the mongolians

 

when the mongol empire of cengis khan has occupied the middle east....a lot of their soldiers stayed in iran and other countries of middle east

 

and azeri turks never used to be in iran...but they appeared as a minority in iran...just after the mongol empire had been defeated by the iranian or persian empire

 

same with TURKEY....eastern turkey used to be part of iran and western turkey used to be greek....but the turks came from central asia with the mongol empire and took over iranian(kurdish) & greek country

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and by the way...u might be right in insisting that the azeri turks may be related to armenians, iranians etc.

 

this might be because you are mixed up

 

BUT ALL TURKIC PEOPLE ARE FROM CENTRAL ASIA....ITS A FACT ACCORDING TO HISTORY

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Agha turke khanoomaro mibine kheili khoshgel boode.

 

Barmigarde ba lahje turki migge khanoooom, esme shoma chieee?

 

Khanoome barmigarde ba eshve migge Esmam Akrame valli Aki sedam mikonan

 

Turke ye negash mikone migge nababaaaa pas khoub shod esmet Kosar nistesh ;)

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Chanta tork mikhastan be khorshid safar konan, beheshoon migan agar berin onja kaba mshin! Torka migan ma tori barnamerizi kardim ke shab beresim!

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pufffffff... In jockhayeh shoma hamashun tekrari hastan,berid jock-e tazeh biarid !! :damn:

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pufffffff... In jockhayeh shoma hamashun tekrari hastan,berid jock-e tazeh biarid !! :damn:

 

pas chera shoma chandta joke dagh nemigid? harhar_wft[1].gif

 

Torke ba zanesh davash mishe ba ham ghahr boodan, ye kalameh ham ba ham harf nemizadan.

Shab ke torke miad khooneh, baraye zanesh yaddasht mizareh ke: farda man kareh mohemi daram. mano saate 6 sobh az khab bidar kon.

Kholase mikhabeh, sobh ke az khab boland mishe mibineh saat 11, ye yadasht az zanesh balaye sareshe ke mige: boland sho dige martike khar. Saat shishe!

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pufffffff... In jockhayeh shoma hamashun tekrari hastan,berid jock-e tazeh biarid !! :damn:

 

pas chera shoma chandta joke dagh nemigid? harhar_wft[1].gif

 

 

 

Baraye in keh jock jadid nashnidam ! ageh beshnavam beh to nemigam :D .

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pufffffff... In jockhayeh shoma hamashun tekrari hastan,berid jock-e tazeh biarid !! :damn:

 

pas chera shoma chandta joke dagh nemigid? harhar_wft[1].gif

 

 

 

Baraye in keh jock jadid nashnidam ! ageh beshnavam beh to nemigam :D .

 

bayad begi! :punishing_wft:

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Agha turke khanoomaro mibine kheili khoshgel boode.

 

Barmigarde ba lahje turki migge khanoooom, esme shoma chieee?

 

Khanoome barmigarde ba eshve migge Esmam Akrame valli Aki sedam mikonan

 

Turke ye negash mikone migge nababaaaa pas khoub shod esmet Kosar nistesh ;)

 

ahahahaha!!!:))):)))

 

 

Chanta tork mikhastan be khorshid safar konan, beheshoon migan agar berin onja kaba mshin! Torka migan ma tori barnamerizi kardim ke shab beresim!

 

:))):))) mona vart får du allt ifrån? :) kul att ha dig här förresten :friends:

 

pufffffff... In jockhayeh shoma hamashun tekrari hastan,berid jock-e tazeh biarid !! :damn:

 

most of these jokes were new to me :D hata vase pedaram no hastan, va onam khodesh torke :D

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hehe mina kusiner från Iran skickar skämt till mig, det är roligt att vara här :friends:

 

See Siamak...they were new 2 freeiran harhar_wft[1].gif and i don't mean 2 offend anyone by these jokes....sorry if i have :punishing_wft:

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haha va roligt :) ska säga till mina lata kusiner att också göra det :punishing_wft: :;):

 

haha u havent offended anyone, only made us laugh hihi :friends:

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poor turks

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dont pity us, this says it best:

 

Be torke migan, agha in iraniya az shoma enghat jok migan narahat nemishi? Torke mige, azizam ina baraye shoma jok hast bareye ma khatere hast

 

:harhar_wft[1]:

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dont pity us, this says it best:

 

Be torke migan, agha in iraniya az shoma enghat jok migan narahat nemishi? Torke mige, azizam ina baraye shoma jok hast bareye ma khatere hast

 

:harhar_wft[1]:

 

 

hahaha you crack me up!

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dont pity us, this says it best:

 

Be torke migan, agha in iraniya az shoma enghat jok migan narahat nemishi? Torke mige, azizam ina baraye shoma jok hast bareye ma khatere hast

 

:harhar_wft[1]:

 

 

hahaha you crack me up!

 

haha naa YOU crack me up! joke-e khodete khanomi :;):

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hehe mina kusiner från Iran skickar skämt till mig, det är roligt att vara här :friends:

 

See Siamak...they were new 2 freeiran and i don't mean 2 offend anyone by these jokes....sorry if i have :punishing_wft:

 

eh... tif tif tif ... in khanum ham mes-e shuma sued mishineh vaseh hamin tarafeto dareh :))) .

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