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lolita37

An insect on your coffee??

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What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!

 

The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will :

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizbollah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.

(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.

(5) Ask the Lebanese government to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Lebanese houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.

(10)Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

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:lol: I would say the israeli part only about american jews :diablo:

here they are such pain.... :))):)))

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