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heres words that have more than one meaning...... i'm sure u know some too so add it...

 

 

THINGY (thing-ee)

 

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

 

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing football without a cup.

 

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's

partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the

boys.

 

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

 

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

 

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

 

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can

achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

 

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5

minutes.

 

AND;

 

 

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to

put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

 

He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I

sit on the sofa and fart!

 

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I

gave you?

She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

 

He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

She said . . They don't have time

 

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet

paper?

She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

 

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring

and Good- looking?

She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

 

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is

every night?

He said . . . A widow.

 

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go

to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the

fridge.

 

:clap2: :DD :)))

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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to

put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

 

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

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No, lol

 

Chicago belongs to the dummies! :dance_baby_wft: :harhar_wft[1]:

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No, lol

 

Chicago belongs to the dummies! :dance_baby_wft: :harhar_wft[1]:

 

 

ooo is that so?

 

 

 

baashe... javabeto nemidam

 

 

gozasht az bozorgtarhaast! :haha:

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KMBB ham az dokhmalhaast! :DD :DD :DD

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KMBB ham az dokhmalhaast! :DD :DD :DD

 

 

 

areh az dokhmalhaa be dokhmalhaa

 

 

 

age mikhay man KYBB bokonam pas toham dokhmalee :DD

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Koshtam shepeshe shepesh koshe shesh paa raa...

in chand taa noghte daareh?

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Hoseleye kardan nadaari?

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