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Q. How do you make a Paykan accelerate 0 - 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?

A. Push it off a cliff.

 

Q. What is found on the last 2 pages of every Paykan owner's manual?

A. The bus schedule.

 

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Paykan"?

A. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

 

Q. Why do Paykans come with heated rear windows?

A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them.

 

Q. What do you call a Paykan at the top of a hill?

A. A mirage.

 

Q. What do you call two Paykans at the top of a hill?

A. A miracle.

 

Q. How do you double the value of a Paykan?

A. Fill up the gas tank.

 

Q. What do you call a Paykan with brakes?

A. Customized.

 

Q. How do you make a Paykan go faster downhill?

A. Turn off the engine.

 

Q. Why don't Paykans sustain much damage in a front end collision?

A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

 

Q. What do you call Paykan passengers?

A. Shock absorbers.

 

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Paykan?

A. Park it between two Porsches.

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gr8 jokes dariush jan :DD :DD :DD :DD :))

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Q. How do you make a Paykan go faster downhill?

A. Turn off the engine.

hahaha :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

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these two are the best.....

 

 

Q. What do you call a Paykan at the top of a hill?

A. A mirage.

 

Q. What do you call two Paykans at the top of a hill?

A. A miracle.

 

i seriously cant stop laughing wen i read them!!!

 

 

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

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Q. How do you make a Paykan go faster downhill?

A. Turn off the engine.

hahaha :):):):):))

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lol...gd innit.... :))

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Q. How do you make a Paykan go faster downhill?

A. Turn off the engine.

hahaha :):):):):))

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lol...gd innit.... :))

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yes very :)) :)) :)) :))

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a peykan meets a piece of cowshit

peykan: i am a car

cowshit: if you are a car, i am a pizza......

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peykan gets broken down on the road

a porsche passes by and stops

takes out a rope to pull the peykan

porschedriver says to peykandriver: if you have problem: horn/blink...

porsche tows peykan

suddenly ferrari overtakes porsche

porsche speeds up

ferrari speeds up too cause porsche shows up in rear mirror

at 250 kmh they pass a highway fuel station

fuel station guy rings up his friend:

wow in a few minutes you will see nice race ferrari and porsche chasing at 250kmh...

few minutes later friend calls back

wow you wont believe it: a ferrari at 250 kmh followed 5 metres close by porsche

and another 5 metres behind: a peykan horning and blinking but porsche and ferrari dont let the peykan pass....

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ferrari cruises at 100 kmh

suddenly peykan horns and blinks

ferrari speeds up

at 150kmh: peykan still is behind ferrari and horns and blinks

ferrari speeds up

at 200kmh: peykan still is behind ferrari and horns and blinks

ferrari goes to right lane, peykan on left lane horns and blinks beeing next to ferrari

ferrari driver looks left and sees peykan driver waving and shouting

peykan driver waves and shouts and pulls down right side window

ferrari driver is disturbed and speeds up to 250kmh

peykan driver still next to him shouting and waving

so ferrari driver pulls down left side window and hears the peykan driver shouting:

"excuse me: please help me: how to shift from 1st to 2nd gear ?"

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