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Salam hi

 

Chetorin ,ahvaleton , Akhbareton dar kodom Tv hast hahaha nakhandid baba beheton nagoftam

 

Hahaha

 

Bacheha ..bacheha yaani pesara boys fahmidin

 

I think you r sometimes r bikaar like me and u wanna have a good time

 

Be man migi ba ye Dokhtari harf mizanam

Forget about the girls baba there are many other things in this world

Mikhai vaghteto begzarni

 

Go with ur friends to Starbux and sitt there until they say : Get out PLZ we are closing

How come that … Get out & PLZ … harfa ba ham nemikhoran megeh naa

Khob begzarim

 

Ye kari digeh

Go to the bathroom and take with you

-cream (eating or Hair cream farghi nadare)

-shampoo

-Comb

-seshwar ya nemidonam chi

 

wash your head with water and put a half glass of creem on it with some shampoo

comb ur hair then massage it slowly …then there will be a cake on your head

not for eating just for watching (manzare)

 

OK you are a board person what r u gona do ??

Ye Zaft (recorder) biar and record ur brothers and sisters voices while they are talking and made funny comment on their talking

 

Record when someone is very angry and put your comments with the angry voices

 

Haaa didi Kimo chi ajeebeh

 

Or go to your car and open the FM and listen to the Akhbar

When they say something like

 

“Emrooz 3ta mottaham ra dastgheer kardan “

 

and then say : Khob chi kar conam chera be maan dari migi

And the same with the tv when your family are watching tv haminjoori aziat kon ...believe me you will feel good

 

Didi as I said zendegi kheili jalebeh not only talking to girls

Speaking about girls … baazia miran bazaar va lebase sexy mipooshan then when you try to talk to them migan ay baba to chi mikhai boro kenar

Khob chera az avval een lebasha mipooshi ??? vallla ajeebeh

 

anyway

 

If you have a car …go outside the city and put a Linkin park music with the highest volume DOOM BOOM BOOM … or that crazy beautiful girl AVRIL :wub:

 

Or take your car on the sands and (Weel bazan) ya machine becharkhon

 

Yaa boro too aashpaz khooneh ye chizi jaded yaad begir hamash dari mikhori ??

Farad zanet ke narahat shod az khooneh raft biroon che kar mikoni ??

 

You already have done all this before ??.. okey no problem

Play PS2 or

Go to the internet café and play games … what ,You are board of playing games

Ok then Boro machine babat kaseef kon and then wash it again

 

You see .. there are many things to do BUT use your mind

Your what ?

Mind

 

Spell it with me

M

I

N

D

 

Mind

 

Ok you r telling me that you can,t do this b/c you are old like 65 and my wife is 62

Chi kar konam

 

Eshkal nadare

 

Through a Laiz potato chips away from you and make a race between u and ur wife who can reach first

And you can cheat in this game it,s allowed

 

Khob begin che khabar salamatin haleton khobeh khanavadeton hamsayeton hameshon khoban beheshon begin Kimo salameton miresoneh agar goftan Kimo chieh begin yeki rooye pahash raah mireh

 

khob age hanooz ham bikar hastid berid inja Bezan inja topol

haha

 

Khob edameh midim

Naa man khasteh shodam miram

naa nemitonam

 

Dastamo vel konid baba mikham beram

 

 

 

 

 

Khodaves

 

 

 

 

Naaaa

 

 

Good bye

 

Molla Kimo

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loooool OMG molla joon ajab karaey mikoni to vaghty ke bikari! :p

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Yeah Aso jan and that's what I love on Molla Twinni jan! Oh sorry...MOLLA KIMO LoooooL

 

Twinni KIMO digeh che no esmiye? Sounds japanese :huh:

 

Thank you anywayz...soooo much fun :rolleyes: :p :lol::D ;)

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