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    Bia2 Restaurant

    Alright, here's an idea that's kinda fun.....we're gonna open a restaurant, and each member has to describe their ideal sandwich and that sandwich will be given a unique member name. It can be any kind of sandwich, but ya gotta describe it detail and list all the ingredients. Sheytoonak's about to gimme her sandwich selection, so stay tuned for the Sepi Surprise.
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    Bia2 Restaurant

    Al I think you would make a great BBQ. Maybe next time I'm over there you should put on a BBQ Just ask your sis what a BBQ delight I created for her: joojeh kabab, asparagus grilled with rosemary and garlic butter, romaine lettuce, tomato, avocado and mushrooms in creamy Italian vinaigrette along with carne asada.
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    Al's Rants

    Costco is such a great shopping experience....first you have the obstacle course cleverly disguised as the parking lot where the traditional traffic laws are put aside in favor of third world country driving conditions. Then you have the musical chairs of actually finding a parking spot and trying to lay claim to it since there are no rules of courtesy. Then you get to play bumper cars with your shopping cart as that lovely immigrant family of 20 whizzes by you and your foot in an attempt to nab a half ounce sample of cheese when there's 5 pound package for 5 bucks. Then comes the funnest part....the checkout. You have to watch out for those tricky lanes where you see one man with one cart and not many items. Little do you know that her wife and 15 kids are parading your way with a convoy of shopping carts while the husband is merely holding down the fort. And how is it that the Arab dude at the exit let's all of them go by along with the 5 full carts of crap they bought for their business which they intend on marking up 500% to sell to idiots like me, while I'm looked over with ONE measly external hard drive as though I just pulled off a heist? But hey, I saved $15 and have a great return policy. More on that lovely line in the next episode of Al's Rants!
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    Cologne/Parfume

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    Cologne/Parfume

    Lemme just say, and guys don't take offense, but Persian dudes wear WAY TOO MUCH cologne. I think they actually shower in it. For me, cologne makes me nauseous and gives me a headache, so my Gillette anti-perspirant and deodorant is my cologne. But if I were to say come up with a line of lovely scents, I'd start with Eau de Bacon.
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAMON :).

    Ēadiġ ġebyrddæġ!
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    Al's Rants

    Seriously though, it's over a month and I'm doing physical therapy and I still have limited range of motion and certain movements are simply too painful. The doc keeps saying be patient, but it feels worse than before the surgery. My left arm is really limited and I can barely drive. It's like, I'm an Asian woman behind the wheel!
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    Al's Rants

    And you can't get a girl to lend a "hand"
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    *Fantastic Cacy Club*

    http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/watchandlisten/play/b98e377b6
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    *Fantastic Cacy Club*

    Teach me Persian songs.
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    *Fantastic Cacy Club*

    Train me!
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    *Fantastic Cacy Club*

    http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/bb84cd62e
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    ~~Send Your Love~~

    my shoulder
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    Al's Rants

    thanx
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    Al's Rants

    That was painful....I love how they ask you if you're ok when you have 15 metallic tools in your mouth! How the Funk am I supposed to respond, and besides, you're just gonna keep drillin like you would for oil off the coast of Alaska no matter how I reply. And the assistant needs to wear deodorant, cause she kept stuffing her armpit in my face and all I could think of was blue cheese! Let's also stretch your mouth open like a catfish and keep it like that while we casually discuss our vacation plans. Hey buttwipe, I'm getting stretch marks like a female veteran porn star!
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    Al's Rants

    I highly doubt an inadequately equipped Persian infantryman can take down a Huscarl or Viking warrior...much heavier weapons, much stronger shield, physically stronger and better trained for battle, Danish battle axe along with chain mail vs. the Persian's weak wicker shield, short spear and mere leather armor. Viking Berserker wins hands down....the Persian foot soldiers were no match for the Greek Hoplites and Alexander's phalanx, they certainly wouldn't do much damage to a Norseman.
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    Al's Rants

    I don't WANT a veggie burger...I had to go cause someone else wanted to go. I'll keep going to In N Out or Five Guys if I want a burger...which is everyday!
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    Al's Rants

    It's nice to have a membership for electronics and non-consumables like toilet paper (which I use A LOT), paper towels, cat litter (for Hauleen) etc. You just have to go on the right days and times...this time I went on a Sunday afternoon....apparently it was illegal immigrant celebration day!
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    Al's Rants

    F U AT&T....your service sucks.
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    Al's Rants

    The Spot Vegetarian Restaurant in Hermosa Beach, CA.....it f'in sux monkey nuts. If you're looking to eat healthy, there's this great vegetarian restaurant called The Spot in Hermosa Beach. Try the delicious burger which is apparently made with a combination of organic tree bark, freshly mowed grass, and uncooked bits of supposed brown rice which resemble cat litter particles. And as for the ambiance, in a city filled with pretentious snobbery, The Spot does not disappoint. Watch fellow hippies sip on organic dish water while pretending to hold serious political conversations only to sound like stoners reveling about the 60's. And oh, they only accept cash or check, cause as the owner said, they've been around for 33 years and have never used electronic devices....cause you know, credit cards aren't organic. POS restaurant, what a dump.
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    *Fantastic Cacy Club*

    I'm gonna attempt to sing Waylon Jennings "Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" this Thursday.
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    Torshi Anbeh

    Hey doody heads, I've been busy and haven't visited ya'll in a while. Need a favor....I bought a buncha mangos for some reason (they were on sale, 3 for a $1) and I remembered having torshi anbeh once and really liking it. I know this is a southern specialty, but if anyone here has the recipe to make this torshi, plz do share. Remember, I have 3 mangos, and no idea how much they weigh. If you post a recipe, make it detailed cause I aint an Iron Chef. I don't want the typical Persian recipe saying add "some" of this or that....tell me how much exactly. Thanks, and hello again after a while.
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    Torshi Anbeh

    Mishe translate koni. My Farsi reading skills are as good as Keano's hockey skills.
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    Fellas post YOUR pics!

    Me n Keano are part time lovers.
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    Fellas post YOUR pics!

    That turned you on didn't it!
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