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Cactus Jack

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Cactus Jack last won the day on November 1 2009

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  1. Cactus Jack

    Bia2 Restaurant

    Al I think you would make a great BBQ. Maybe next time I'm over there you should put on a BBQ Just ask your sis what a BBQ delight I created for her: joojeh kabab, asparagus grilled with rosemary and garlic butter, romaine lettuce, tomato, avocado and mushrooms in creamy Italian vinaigrette along with carne asada.
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    Lemme just say, and guys don't take offense, but Persian dudes wear WAY TOO MUCH cologne. I think they actually shower in it. For me, cologne makes me nauseous and gives me a headache, so my Gillette anti-perspirant and deodorant is my cologne. But if I were to say come up with a line of lovely scents, I'd start with Eau de Bacon.
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    Ēadiġ ġebyrddæġ!
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    Al's Rants

    Seriously though, it's over a month and I'm doing physical therapy and I still have limited range of motion and certain movements are simply too painful. The doc keeps saying be patient, but it feels worse than before the surgery. My left arm is really limited and I can barely drive. It's like, I'm an Asian woman behind the wheel!
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    Al's Rants

    And you can't get a girl to lend a "hand"
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    *Fantastic Cacy Club*

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    *Fantastic Cacy Club*

    Teach me Persian songs.
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    *Fantastic Cacy Club*

    Train me!
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    *Fantastic Cacy Club*

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    ~~Send Your Love~~

    my shoulder
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    Al's Rants

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    Al's Rants

    That was painful....I love how they ask you if you're ok when you have 15 metallic tools in your mouth! How the Funk am I supposed to respond, and besides, you're just gonna keep drillin like you would for oil off the coast of Alaska no matter how I reply. And the assistant needs to wear deodorant, cause she kept stuffing her armpit in my face and all I could think of was blue cheese! Let's also stretch your mouth open like a catfish and keep it like that while we casually discuss our vacation plans. Hey buttwipe, I'm getting stretch marks like a female veteran porn star!
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    Al's Rants

    I highly doubt an inadequately equipped Persian infantryman can take down a Huscarl or Viking warrior...much heavier weapons, much stronger shield, physically stronger and better trained for battle, Danish battle axe along with chain mail vs. the Persian's weak wicker shield, short spear and mere leather armor. Viking Berserker wins hands down....the Persian foot soldiers were no match for the Greek Hoplites and Alexander's phalanx, they certainly wouldn't do much damage to a Norseman.
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    Al's Rants

    I don't WANT a veggie burger...I had to go cause someone else wanted to go. I'll keep going to In N Out or Five Guys if I want a burger...which is everyday!