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  1. Kimo

    Answer and ask the next person

    this topic was started before 10 years back!! feels like just few years back that i started it but not a decade! Shoot ,, internet has changed alot since. social network has wiped out most internet forums from existance but bia2 is still standing... im just taliking about the forum section the rest of bia2 is great.Bia2 has grown very big since,, it comes in the top of persian websites on internet because of Pourya.
  2. Kimo

    Answer and ask the next person

    getting a room for myself only so that i can walk around naked why is it when i ask a girl to live together she blocks me right away?
  3. Kimo

    Go Random

    I just want to express my love to this drink after a hard and long football game, Mountain dew kheili michaspe
  4. Kimo

    lyric mood

    I heared this song today in the gym... it's very nice Akon Sorry, Blame It On Me Lyrics As life goes on I'm starting to learn more and more about responsibility And I realize that everything I do is affecting the people around me So I want to take this time out to apologize for things that I've done things that haven't occurred yet and things that they don't want to take responsibility for I'm sorry for the times that I left you home I was on the road and you were alone I'm sorry for the times that I had to go I'm sorry for the fact that I did not know That you were sitting home just wishing we Could go back to when it was just you and me I'm sorry for the times I would neglect I'm sorry for the times I disrespect I'm sorry for the wrong things that I've done I'm sorry I'm not always there for my sons I'm sorry for the fact that I'm not aware That you can't sleep at night when I am not there Because I'm in the streets like everyday I'm sorry for the things that I did not say Like how you are the best thing in my world And how I'm so proud to call you my girl I understand that there's some problems And I'm not too blind to know All the pain you kept inside you Even though you might not show If I can't apologize for being wrong Then it's just a shame on me I'll be the reason for your pain And you can put the blame on me You can put the blame on me You can put the blame on me You can put the blame on me You can put the blame on me Said you can put the blame on me Said you can put the blame on me Said you can put the blame on me You can put the blame on me
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    From American Courts

    These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down by court reporters (stenos) and published in a book called "Disorder in The American Courts" ________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: Because my name is Susan. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. ________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Would you mind repeating the question? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law...
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    persian idol

    oops sowwy now it's fixed
  7. Iran is the 3rd oldest ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countries_by_date_of_nationhood
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    philosophical football

    check this out .... this is soooooooo funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrShK-NVMIU the last part is hilarious
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    persian idol

    this guy is persian " when i was 14-15 i was a kitty cat and now i'm a full grown panther" !!
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq1g7ZVoY8A From the indian movie "Partner" which is a remake of "Hitch" ... the movie is avarage but the song is very cool the girl singing with salman khan is very sweet
  11. Kimo

    Bia2.com Ringtones

    lol before watching the clip i thought you're talking about Mehrdad Asemooni haha damn this song is very javad.. but still, shammaizadeh's song guitar o ba khodet nabar :haha: is javadtar this is my current ringtone.It's cool haal konid ;) fanaa_whistle.mp3
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    yeah it's awesome... shanbe and 4shanbe are making half of the show lol --------------------- I maybe watched this clip for 10 times but it still makes me laugh haha jim carrey in farsi
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    Googlism.com will find out what Google.com thinks of you, your friends or anything! I put Kimo and these are the results my Googlism. kimo is one of a kind a hawaiian with a heart of gold and an amazing ability to catch fish kimo is proof of the importance we place on the international market kimo is striving for the number one place in the relentless portal competition kimo is made from materials typically found in stuffed bears kimo is seen in the back row kimo is there kimo is a talented musician in the jazz studies program in the college of fine arts kimo is only 4 years old kimo is made from chickpeas kimo is your neighbor next door who seems all so normal and yet no one would know his story kimo is a bus driver for the honolulu transit company kimo is a "taz" and "flyer" son kimo is the son of afa's brother and former three kimo is catching up on correspondence kimo is the content expert for linkages and he coordinates work on the server from around the globe kimo is a japanese heavyweight
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    Happy birthday Adil

    Happy birthday Adil wish you a good one
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    a funny scene from char khane by javad razavian