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    World News

    Looks like I was right... as usual. Saddam Trial Lacking evidence. Don't be fooled, I'm not taking Saddam's side. I just firmly believe in being inoccent until proven guilty.
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    The new hidden camera girls...

    The new hidden camera girls are fugly! There are way better chicks in Iran.
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    Losses of the recent earthquake in Iran

    ^ That was me.
  4. I lost some friends in Iran in the last earthquake. Not to mention one of my uncles was run over by a truck and killed instantaneously. (not related to the quake) The story of how these people died is pretty sad and I thought I'd share it with you: The mother and sister of my friend were on a car to Shomal. The sister was here from England to visit and there were two other ladies in this car. When the earthquake hits, a large rock tumbles down and kills the mother and her daughter. My friends brother and his dad, drive down there, put the bodies in the trunk and drive home with the other ladies. Now my friend suffers from some mental problems.
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    Are u sure about ur salvation

    I don't mind people that go around to promote their religion. I hate those magazine sellers. They come over, they notice that I have duplicate subscriptions to: Maxim, Stuff, Razor, PC gamer, Electronic Gaming Monthly, FHM, Interview, and etc. And they still want me to buy some lame subscription!!! OK back to the topic.
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    Lets make the looongest story :D

    As I was standing there waiting for my bus this morning, a bird flew over and did it's "business" on my head, then I looked @ the bird & said what a great pleasure doing business with you... as the bus apporached I walked in.. to find a bus full of nuns. I felt like I was in heaven... then after a long ride on the bus, I realized it was heading to a church, so I decided to become a nun. That's when I waxed my mustache, but then I thought why the hell am I waxing my mustache?! So I turned around to ask the nun... Hello M'am! can I instead become a child molester priest? when I ask that... a big jet come flying by a drunk old man and crashed right in the middle of the bus and made it two... I leaped out only to find the Ice Cream van waiting to offer me 3 chocoloate ice cream conee..the i just thought, forget it id rather hitchike ... as I'm riding I see Santa Claus with swimming shorts on. am i seeing right? No its just an illusion, there is nothing but chocolate growing on trees..... then I saw bush in the tree stealing the chocolate into his pouch... apparently the idiot had no idea that there was a hole in the bottom of his pouch! going along the road i deside to stop and pick some chocolats, but my stomach..... ...my stomach did not want chocolate, so I stop by McDonald's and guess who I saw..... ...the mayor of california himself so i went up to him and i said "khello khello"...and he said I AM THE TERMINATOR ..............And i said, you need to get over your self. and i left and is said "i'll b back" But I never went back ............So i kept walking along and a truckie picked me up ...but before that, a big bird swoop down and popped on my helmet!! So real mahan being a gentlmen he wiped it off with his shirt and said the next one is on me. So as he waited for the next poop, he purchased a 3 wheel car for 5 Euros but then I thought wth, that's not what i need/like... so i decided to get a push bike, but after seeing bush fall off his own bike, I dedcided not to get it. Then again I thought "why am I relating everything to bush, am not from US, am from Canada. thats right, im just going to jump on my kangaroo. That's when I realized my kagaroo is missing. But looked around the corner and he was playing hide and seek with me. I didn't like his lame games, so I shot him.
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    Computer help for noobs

    Another way to get help with your computer is GOOGLE. Lets say you keep getting an error. Just copy and paste the error you get into google and push enter, or whatever the search button is. You will normally find numerous discussions about your exact same problem. And most of the time people have found solutions for it. Nice post Farid. Register man! We need as many people on here as we can get.
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    r u beautiful?

    I was confused with this question too. BTW have you guys seen that chick, Sara Racey-Tabrizi? She was on Americas next top model or some reality show, and she was in Maxim this month. Lemme see if I can put her pics up here: Well that didn't seem to work, so here's the links: Pic1 Pic2 Pic3 Pic4
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    Farsi word association thread

    Charshanbeh soori
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    define urself in one word!

    Strategory.
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    Words Association Game

    Lube
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    What type of music do you peeps listen to?

    Yeah! Sadly enough, I've heard it!!! I don't like it as much as Ding Dong song though because there isn't enough Gunther in it. The Sunshine Girls sing more in that. (I hope your sarcasm detectors are working)
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    What type of music do you peeps listen to?

    And here's another classic by some Indian dude: Tunuk Tunuk!!!
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    What type of music do you peeps listen to?

    Here is a brilliant Swedish musician: GUNTHER!!! Here's the music video: http://wm.warnermusic.com/Sweden/Svenskt/g...dongsong_hi.wmv This guy's lyrics are off the hook: oh, you touch my talala, mm my ding ding dong. la la la la.. Oh, you touch my talala la la la la... mm, my ding ding dong. la la la la... Deep in the night i´m looking for some fun, deep in the night i´m loking for some love. dedededeep in the night i´m looking for some fun, deep in the night i´m looking for some... You tease me, oh please me, i want you to be my lovetoy, come near me, don´t here me, i just can´t get enough of you boy. Oh, you touch my talala. la la la.. mm, my ding ding dong,oh you touch my talala, my ding ding dong. la la la... uuh Deep in the night i´m looking for some fun, deep in the night i´m looking for some love. you tease me, oh please me. i want you to be my lovetoy. come near me, don´t here me, i just can´t get enough of you boy. Oh, you touch my talala. la la la... mm, my ding ding dong. la la la.. oh, you touch my talala. la la la.. mm, my ding ding dong. (ding ding dong) mm, my ding ding dong 2x oh, you touch my talala. lalala... mm, my ding ding dong. oh ,you touch my talala (ding ding dong) oh, you touch my talala. mm, my ding dong dong.
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    Farsi word association thread

    garm
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