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    HELP DESK

    THE BEST CALL that a helpdesk operator can hope for is: helpdesk: welcome to... customer: sorry its working now... thanks helpdesk: anytime... customer: hangs up had three of these today
  2. mrkhoshtip

    HELP DESK

    man... that post brought back so many memories... i've been working at bigpond technical support for quite a while now... and getting calls from stupid illiterate old grandmas and grandpas happens on a very frequent basis... you would be suprised how many times i'd bang my head on the desk only for them to say "hey what was that" n i'd say "sorry about that". i'll tell u a few TRUE stories... as god as my witness: Me: "welcome to bigpond can i help you?" customer: "my internet isn't working" me: "ok can u click on start on the bottom left please" customer: BEEEEP me: "what was that?" customer: "you told me to press star... on the bottom left... so i did" me: ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF and again me: "welcome to bigpond can i help you?" customer: "oh ummm my internet wont work" me: "can u explain to me what happens when you try and connect?" customer: "well nothing happens AT ALL" me: "what do u see on ur monitor?" customer: nothing... its blank me: "can u make sure the computer is on and make sure ur monitor is on too" customer: "yeah the computer is on the green light is on, on the box" me: *realised he was a ning nong* "when was the last time ur computer was working" customer: "about 2 min ago... i watered the plants... and then suddenly the computer stopped working" me: *thinks*.... "where are the plants?" customer: above the monitor me: *SMACKS HIS HEAD ON THE DESK* customer: "what was that?" me: "sorry about that... now can u just be carefull and make sure there's no water thats seeped into the monitor for me? make sure u dont touch any part of it so u dont electricute urself, actually just unplug the monitor from the power point just to be safe" customer: "this is too confusing... i'm just gonnna wait for my son to come home" me: *gets aggrivated* "ok just explain to your son what i've said and make sure he's carefull" this grandma had short-circuited the monitor... now i dont know how she'd done that and not blown the main fuse at the mains... or maybe she had but didn't realise. hopefully now you realise how good your job is... unless ur a help desk operator too... thank god for me i got promoted to team leader and i'm off the phones now... but now i have to take supervisor calls and thats from stupid and aggrivated people that want to prove the point even though they're wrong.... GOD HELP ME...
  3. one day a hot lady is falling down from a building when the first christian guy catches her and says will you sleep with me? she said no, then the second chritian guy who caught asked the same question said the same and she said no, the third guy asked the same question and she said NO! then she said to herself, the next guy who catches her she is going to offer to sleep with him, so a muslim guy catches her and she says : "ill sleep with you", then the muslim guy says "astaghferola'h" and drops her. edit... moral of the story... christians will sleep with any hot girl... muslims will sleep with a hot girl only if she resists not if she's interested
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    I'm Saman... and i'm a ghormehsabziaholic... All i talk about is ghormehsabzi, all i think is Ghormehsabzi. all i want IS GHORMEHSABZI... okhhh... dahanam aab oftad... the smell, the look, the taste... okhhh... voy... mordam...
  5. mrkhoshtip

    Khianat kardan

    geee sara.. u r very hard woman . just wait till u have ur heart ripped out from ur chest and stomped on... then we'll see who's a hard woman...
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    peejaz... i'm guessing u mean piaz... i hate sabzikhardan... hmmm wouldn't mind normally but not with ghormehsbzi maast... ba aash or rice maybe not with ghormehsabzi kotak... naaaaaaaaaaa cant i just have a glass of coke? diet piliz i'm vaching my diet
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    vaghti u talk to her from 11 till 6am... n the only reason u stop is coz her brother gets up at 6 to go to work... karam dorosteh... why the hell am i posting this up on public forums ??
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    diference between a christian and a muslim

    mrkhoshtip wins again... BAH BAH... I ESTILL GOT IT :p :happy_wft:
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    Negaran nabash...barat miyaram azizam.... me2 :punishing_wft: Na....man faghat baraye mahsa ghormehsabzi miyaram.....sydney 1 saat ba man fasele dareh, america khoda midooneh........ ta beresam oonja hame ghazaharo khordam...... mahsa... mano nima... ahhh hichi... nemigam... :p :yeah: Saman, yekasi mishnasam esmesh tinast....fekr konam baradaresho cuzinesh kheili doost daran befahman to sareh to chi migzareh..... Harvaght hazer boodi beheshoon begam be man begoo........ :yeah: :yeah: nima... azize delam... did u say u wanted kabab tomorrow? ghorboone shikamet besham ellahi... lotfan situatione mano se nakon...
  10. mrkhoshtip

    hey guys...

    hey guys... as the newest member of the forum i thought i'd start with a gday from down under (australia for those that duno what down under is ) i'm a good friend of IROONI... (unfortunatly) so i was introduced by him... in his own words "i joined this persian forum made for fobs by fobs" hehehehe I'm 100% persian and live in Melbourne, Australia. I'm 21, 180cm, 76kg... Hope to make a few friends and maybe even a few enemies (just to keep things interesting) Peace out, Saman
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    mahsa... mano nima... ahhh hichi... nemigam... :p :yeah:
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    ahhh the famous... "i duno what ur talkin about" trick... I want YOU nima... I WANT U BAD!!!... do i need to tell mahsa about what we've been upto?? ahahahahaha... kotak bezani behesh migam... :p :silly_wft: :harhar_wft[1]: i'm not the one replying to my own reply... goose... u ever heard of edit?
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    ba mani pishi? u must be kermaki to respond.... pass ale ba shoma hastam. anything for my best mate's future wife :p is that kermaki enough? BEMIR... HONAGH BEGIRI ENSHALLAH Saman jan...goshnateh? kotak mikhori? na nima... ghoshnam nist... by the way... can i have my emjoy gently back? dont think u need to do ur arms and chest anymore its pretty hairless now :p oh yeh and my sister said u can keep the waxing strips... she doesn't want them back :p
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    ba mani pishi?
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    :haha: angooshtamo already khordam too bimarestanam... serom vasl kardan behem ghormehsabzi inject mikonan bah bah... i can still taste it through the serom... okhhh yetike goosht gir kard... lol lol didi goftam behet akh akh chi be sareh khodet ovordi bache jan :DD bache nistam... MARDAM... :p :haha: boland nagoo irooni mishnave... narahat mishe... :p nima... book the ticket... :p hahahahah i duno why but i keep hearing WHIPPING sounds :p hahahaha kheily kerm daram...
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    BEMIR... HONAGH BEGIRI ENSHALLAH
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    GOH BOKHOR NIMA.... kesafat (nima) is eating ghormehsabzi and rubbing it in...
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    hey dude... just coz u have a pic of a signed stone cold pic... doesn't give you the right to bag ghormehsabzi... i'll find out where u live... come to your house and tie u down and feed u ghormehsabzi... till u need to Shoot it out and then watch u and laugh at u while u poo green stuff :p
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    my nick on IRC was ghormehsabzi for 5 yrs... i only changed it coz someone else came and registered it and i got banned from IRC coz i kept using "his" nick... GRRRR IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO IT WAS...
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    angooshtamo already khordam too bimarestanam... serom vasl kardan behem ghormehsabzi inject mikonan bah bah... i can still taste it through the serom... okhhh yetike goosht gir kard... lol zood bash bia baraye manam bepaz... :punishing_wft: :punishing_wft: be nima (iroon) migam barat biareh... :p yek chandta gol ba shokolatam barat miareh :p
  21. mrkhoshtip

    diference between a christian and a muslim

    i still like the old version only coz it uses a word that i commonly use... "ASTAGHFORELLAH"
  22. mrkhoshtip

    hey guys...

    "an" fob? i'm not fobexpert but i know thats bad "ingilish"... in conclusion... I think ur an fob... thanks sadaf... nice to meet u... tell me is there a section on this site for everyone's photos? i'd be interested to see who i'm talkin to...
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    hey guys...

    befarma... i'm on the left on the two pics... n there's the one of me n my banana...
  24. mrkhoshtip

    hey guys...

    siniorita, harchi esmeshe bashe bare khodet nima... i'll be right...
  25. mrkhoshtip

    hey guys...

    tanks you... and tanks every vaan dat velcome me to dis forum...
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