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  1. mrkhoshtip

    HELP DESK

    THE BEST CALL that a helpdesk operator can hope for is: helpdesk: welcome to... customer: sorry its working now... thanks helpdesk: anytime... customer: hangs up had three of these today
  2. mrkhoshtip

    HELP DESK

    man... that post brought back so many memories... i've been working at bigpond technical support for quite a while now... and getting calls from stupid illiterate old grandmas and grandpas happens on a very frequent basis... you would be suprised how many times i'd bang my head on the desk only for them to say "hey what was that" n i'd say "sorry about that". i'll tell u a few TRUE stories... as god as my witness: Me: "welcome to bigpond can i help you?" customer: "my internet isn't working" me: "ok can u click on start on the bottom left please" customer: BEEEEP me: "what was that?" customer: "you told me to press star... on the bottom left... so i did" me: ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF and again me: "welcome to bigpond can i help you?" customer: "oh ummm my internet wont work" me: "can u explain to me what happens when you try and connect?" customer: "well nothing happens AT ALL" me: "what do u see on ur monitor?" customer: nothing... its blank me: "can u make sure the computer is on and make sure ur monitor is on too" customer: "yeah the computer is on the green light is on, on the box" me: *realised he was a ning nong* "when was the last time ur computer was working" customer: "about 2 min ago... i watered the plants... and then suddenly the computer stopped working" me: *thinks*.... "where are the plants?" customer: above the monitor me: *SMACKS HIS HEAD ON THE DESK* customer: "what was that?" me: "sorry about that... now can u just be carefull and make sure there's no water thats seeped into the monitor for me? make sure u dont touch any part of it so u dont electricute urself, actually just unplug the monitor from the power point just to be safe" customer: "this is too confusing... i'm just gonnna wait for my son to come home" me: *gets aggrivated* "ok just explain to your son what i've said and make sure he's carefull" this grandma had short-circuited the monitor... now i dont know how she'd done that and not blown the main fuse at the mains... or maybe she had but didn't realise. hopefully now you realise how good your job is... unless ur a help desk operator too... thank god for me i got promoted to team leader and i'm off the phones now... but now i have to take supervisor calls and thats from stupid and aggrivated people that want to prove the point even though they're wrong.... GOD HELP ME...
  3. mrkhoshtip

    Khianat kardan

    geee sara.. u r very hard woman . just wait till u have ur heart ripped out from ur chest and stomped on... then we'll see who's a hard woman...
  4. mrkhoshtip

    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    peejaz... i'm guessing u mean piaz... i hate sabzikhardan... hmmm wouldn't mind normally but not with ghormehsbzi maast... ba aash or rice maybe not with ghormehsabzi kotak... naaaaaaaaaaa cant i just have a glass of coke? diet piliz i'm vaching my diet
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    vaghti u talk to her from 11 till 6am... n the only reason u stop is coz her brother gets up at 6 to go to work... karam dorosteh... why the hell am i posting this up on public forums ??
  6. mrkhoshtip

    diference between a christian and a muslim

    mrkhoshtip wins again... BAH BAH... I ESTILL GOT IT :p :happy_wft:
  7. mrkhoshtip

    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    Negaran nabash...barat miyaram azizam.... me2 :punishing_wft: Na....man faghat baraye mahsa ghormehsabzi miyaram.....sydney 1 saat ba man fasele dareh, america khoda midooneh........ ta beresam oonja hame ghazaharo khordam...... mahsa... mano nima... ahhh hichi... nemigam... :p :yeah: Saman, yekasi mishnasam esmesh tinast....fekr konam baradaresho cuzinesh kheili doost daran befahman to sareh to chi migzareh..... Harvaght hazer boodi beheshoon begam be man begoo........ :yeah: :yeah: nima... azize delam... did u say u wanted kabab tomorrow? ghorboone shikamet besham ellahi... lotfan situatione mano se nakon...
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    mahsa... mano nima... ahhh hichi... nemigam... :p :yeah:
  9. mrkhoshtip

    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    ahhh the famous... "i duno what ur talkin about" trick... I want YOU nima... I WANT U BAD!!!... do i need to tell mahsa about what we've been upto?? ahahahahaha... kotak bezani behesh migam... :p :silly_wft: :harhar_wft[1]: i'm not the one replying to my own reply... goose... u ever heard of edit?
  10. mrkhoshtip

    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    ba mani pishi? u must be kermaki to respond.... pass ale ba shoma hastam. anything for my best mate's future wife :p is that kermaki enough? BEMIR... HONAGH BEGIRI ENSHALLAH Saman jan...goshnateh? kotak mikhori? na nima... ghoshnam nist... by the way... can i have my emjoy gently back? dont think u need to do ur arms and chest anymore its pretty hairless now :p oh yeh and my sister said u can keep the waxing strips... she doesn't want them back :p
  11. mrkhoshtip

    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    ba mani pishi?
  12. mrkhoshtip

    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    :haha: angooshtamo already khordam too bimarestanam... serom vasl kardan behem ghormehsabzi inject mikonan bah bah... i can still taste it through the serom... okhhh yetike goosht gir kard... lol lol didi goftam behet akh akh chi be sareh khodet ovordi bache jan :DD bache nistam... MARDAM... :p :haha: boland nagoo irooni mishnave... narahat mishe... :p nima... book the ticket... :p hahahahah i duno why but i keep hearing WHIPPING sounds :p hahahaha kheily kerm daram...
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    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    BEMIR... HONAGH BEGIRI ENSHALLAH
  14. mrkhoshtip

    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    GOH BOKHOR NIMA.... kesafat (nima) is eating ghormehsabzi and rubbing it in...
  15. mrkhoshtip

    Ghormehsabziaholics annonymous

    hey dude... just coz u have a pic of a signed stone cold pic... doesn't give you the right to bag ghormehsabzi... i'll find out where u live... come to your house and tie u down and feed u ghormehsabzi... till u need to Shoot it out and then watch u and laugh at u while u poo green stuff :p
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