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    Puddles

    These three ducks walk into a poker room, right? They go up to the podium to put their name on the list. The floorman asks the first duck for his name. He says, "Huey." The floorman says, "How's it going, Huey?" Huey says, "Not too bad, you know. Into puddles, out of puddles, into puddles, out of puddles. Not a bad day for a duck." Huey goes off to get chips. The floorman asks the second duck for his name. He says, "Dewey." The floorman says, "How's it going, Dewey?" Dewey answers, "Not too bad, you know. Into puddles, out of puddles, into puddles, out of puddles. Not a bad day for a duck." Dewey goes off to get chips. The floorman turns to the third duck and says, "I suppose your name is Louie." "No," answers the duck, "I'm Puddles." :eek_wft:
  2. Salam be hamegi, Man age yadetoon bashe oon ghadim ghadima injaha mipelekidam... baad dige raftam donbale karo zendegim. Vali dorozamoone maro bargardoonde inja ba ye soale kheili kheili bozorg. Hodoode 2 hafte pish GF man ke hodoode 2 sale bahash rabete daram ba doostash raftan tatilaat daar Ibiza. 6 ta dokhtar dar majmoo. baad az 8 rooz bargashtan va hamechi khoubo khosh o Aly! vali baad az 2 rooz az bargashtaneshoon yeki az doostpesarhaye in dokhtara GF'esh ro dump kaard va hodoode 2-3 rooz badesh yeki dige ham haminkar ro kaard. Vaghti man azashoon porsidam ke jaryan chi bood, goftan ke doostdokhtaramoon too Ibiza cheat kaardano az in harfa. Kheili ham motmaen boodan, chon yeki az doostashoon ettefaghi oonja boode va hamechiro dide. baraye oona in mozoo be andazeye kafi ghane konande bood ke break up konan (relationshiphaye 3 sale va 18 mahe dashtan!). Hala man ham az in mozoo agah shodam, albate GF man nemidone ke man ye hamchinchizi shenidam va manam hanouz chizi behesh nagoftam. Baraye inke vaghean nemidoonam chikar konam... bayad harfe oonaro bavar konam?? bayad az GF'am beporsam ke jaryan chie? age in soal ro beporsam ehtemale 99% mige dorooghe, banabarin chizi daastgiram nemishe. Vaghean nemidoonam chi kar konam, joraatam nemikonam be kaasi begam, belakhare nemikham ghabl az inke chizi moshakhas beshe aberoorozi beshe! Bara hamin oomadam inja shayad kasi inja ye hamchin situation dashte va mitoone komak kone! Haar nazari darin begin... man akhar bebinam chikar bayad bekonam! Thnx... shab khosh!
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    Please sign this petition against the movie "300"

    Jaleb bood matlabi ke daar blog neveshte boodi Pourya khan. Manam yejooraei movafegham, vali yejooraei ham halam gereftaast. vali man mikham ba chandta az doostaye Irani beram in filmo bebinam to cinema. baad gharare vaghti ke akharin Sarbaze Sparta ke mord, ma pashim daast bezanim! lol. nababa shookhi mikonam. Filme, ziad jeddi nagirin. Ma ke khodemoon midoonim injoori naboud... be t*khme chape asbe Khashayar shah ke digaran nemidoonan chejoori boode vagheiaat.
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    Funny Shhhhh

    Haha,,, bahal bood... Naghola bood yaroo!
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    Whats your speciality?

    Man Polo Morgh be sabke Irani baladam dorost konam... Ba sose makhsoos. khodam kheili doost daram baghie ham fek konam doost daran.
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    Have u been in luv?

    Eshgh ye ehsase tokhmi hast ke adam ro az karo zendegish mindaze! Jeddi migama, man khodam baadjoori ashegham baraye hamin midoonam. Bazi vaghta ehsas mikonam ke yadam rafteh ghabl az inke ashegh besham che ehsasati dashtam va chetori be zendegi negah mikaardam. Va bazi waghta ham fek mikonam az ashegh boodan khaste shodam va doost daram raaha basham, vali khob age daaste man bood ke asan ashegh nemishodam, mozoo inke kherreto migire, dige ham vel nemikone!! Albate sharmande, shayad oon chizi ke shoma mikhastid ro man nagoftam, vali khob in nazare mane va hamoon ehsasati hast ke man alan daar morede eshgh o asheghi daram!
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    Airplane

    It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one: a great reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "Gripe Sheet,"which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. And the best one for last P: Noise coming from under instrument panel . Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget
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    Dating Different women

    Dating Different women WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and! never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized......nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. Persian women: first date: you go out in secret second date: her dad, brother, cuisins and all her relatives find out third date: YOUR DEAD! The point of the story is: DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
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    .......Today i smiled because........

    Becouse: Sob ke pashodam khodamo too Ayene didam... :eek_wft: vasate emtehana ke bashi mese inke az in balaha saret miad.
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    Which SUPERHERO would you be??

    Mirza Koochak Khane Jangali!! :harhar_wft[1]:
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    What Kind Of Chocolate Are You?

    lol... Man ta vasatash por kardam bad residam be oonja ke mige doost dari pesare ba chi bebare khoone toro... oonja bood ke shak kardam be sexualitim... baad ke yekam raftam jolotar, shak kardam be pesare ke mano mikhad bebare khoone, vali baad az ye moddat dozarim oftad ke in mozoosh faghat baraye Khaharan hastesh.... Sharmande... man fek konam vali daar majmoo nabat basham... chocolate nistam.
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    Answer and ask the next person

    100% Same Q
  13. Hame be man migan man shabihe Doctor Heshmat hastam (You know, Mirza koochak khan o ina).
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