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  1. PunisheR

    Which cartoon is this?

    G'day mates I'v been searching my butt off, looking for a cartoon. It was called Dogholohaye Afsanei in Iran, But I can't seem to figure out what it is called so that I can order it from amazon. Anyone can help me with this. Cheers
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    Which cartoon is this?

    Yes. I think it was a chinese cartoon, about twins (brother and sister) whom some one was trying to kill, and those two had some sort of a magical power when they joined together. I think it was on air ~1996 in Iran.
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    Which cartoon is this?

    Bump... Anyone knows the name? I am in desperate need of it..
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    Man montazere 5,6 ta bazi hastam Gothic 3 (jowood production ba ye kompaniye dige) Unreal Tournament 2K7 Va Heroes of Might and Magic Dark Messiah Lost chapter 2 Call Of Duty 3 Hell gate Va Crysis kesi hanozam PS2 bazi mikone?
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    what system are you running

    Hey there.. Here are my specs :p AMD Opteron 175 @ 3.2GHz Asus A8N32 SLI-Delux 2x XFX 7900GTX in SLI mode G.Skill 2BGHX 4x Seagate 7200.9 300GB HDD RAID 0 2x WD 150GB Raptor RAID 0 Dell 3007 FPW HDA Digital X-Plosion All connected to a set of Pioneer & Jamo (av reciever and Speakers.) and a shity 1.5mb/s connection
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    how to make KATIRA

    howdy. I just need some help. I have about a Kilo :silly_wft: (that is right) of dried katira. amm.. I have tried several times to make it and on all attempts I have failed to make it properly. can someone please tell me the steps on how to make it. and also the best way to use is with maximum effect on hair. just one thing. I want to add rose water to it, in which step should I add the rosewater? thanx in advance
  7. What do you guys think? With the Cloning technology and DNA modification we are differing one from what they would have been Naturally I wanna see what you guys n girls think! Will say my oppinion latter cheers
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    Love it :DD How about you?
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    I know what time-travel is but I want to see how you would define it, cuz personally I think this Idea is a mistake that has been going arround by a misunderstanding of the concept or relative time!
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    I don't mean to be rude or anything but, what exactly is meant by "Time travel"? The defenition of time travel is misunderstoon in most cases.
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    Gray mates!

    Gray felles. My name is Bayan but me mates call me Bazza. I live in AUS. Been living here for about 6 years. I love living in a smaller town, so I moved to Geelong (SW of Melbourne). I hated catching a bus to school so now in here we ride kangaroos to school! That's right KANGROOS. I enjoy the outer city life. Dont have to worry about some jackass running my town. ) Just kidding fellers. I am however from GEELONG!
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    Played it. Preety crap to be honost! Would rather play Fable: the lost chapter
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    Gray mates!

    Cricky! it's a bloody ripper to see other aussies downeie :DD Gra finish me FournTwenty Pie. hmmmmmmmm
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    What do you do for a living?

    Hi guys. Just wondering what you guys do for a living. I will be going to Uni for Cosmology :whistling: cheers.
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    Show us your thing

    Show us your desktop please! If you need a place to ul your screenshot use http://www.imageshack.us/ here is mine http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/3260/sept5fm.jpg Using a 17" Samsung 172X and a 15" CRT monitor. Cheers! ) :DD
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    Blind Cashier

    This one doesn't miss a trick........The salesman A woman goes into fishing shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The shop salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for £44." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be £58.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for £44. How did you get to £58.50?" "The Duck Caller is £11 and the Fish Bait is £3.50." Love this one )
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    Indian Mating season!

    Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us." Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening. The Irishman wondered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read..... NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!! )
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    Irish,Scotish and English

    One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!" )
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    24 Inches (18+)

    A couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When males reach a certain age, a string is tied around their penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said, "Whadaya say we try the African string-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you've grown to 12 inches?" "No... It's turned black." )
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    Irish Man

    One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black-clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped! a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve or her wetsuit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened it and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the Gods!" stated the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!" At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!!!!" )
  21. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <bitchchecker> why do you kick me <bitchchecker> can't you discus normally <bitchchecker> answer! <Elch> we didn't kick you <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) <bitchchecker> what ping man <bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right <bitchchecker> i even have dst <bitchchecker> you banned me <bitchchecker> amit it you son of a badgirl <HopperHunter|afk> LOL <HopperHunter|afk> s*** you're stupid, DST^^ <bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST! <bitchchecker> for two weaks already <bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied. <Elch> You're a real computer expert <bitchchecker> shut up i hack you <Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^ <bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead <Elch> Eh, it's <Elch> or maybe <Elch> yes exactly that's it: I'm waiting for you great attack <bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted <Elch> Now I'm frightened <bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone <bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead <bitchchecker> say goodbye <Elch> to whom? <bitchchecker> to you man <bitchchecker> buy buy <Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone <Metanot> lol <Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: <bitchchecker> you're so stupid man <bitchchecker> say buy buy <Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off <bitchchecker> buy buy elch * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <bitchchecker> elch you son of a badgirl <Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you? <Elch> What's up bitchchecker? <bitchchecker> you have a frie wal <bitchchecker> fire wall <Elch> maybe, i don't know <bitchchecker> i'm 26 <Metanot> such behaviour with 26? <Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall? <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy <bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me <bitchchecker> be a man turn that s*** off <Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible. <bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves? <Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me <Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that <bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the <Metanot> what firewall do you have? <bitchchecker> like a girl <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^ <He> badgirl give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time <bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er <Elch> Noo <Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off <bitchchecker> you're afraid <bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall <bitchchecker> elch turn off your s*** wall! <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking <bitchchecker> shut up <Metanot> lol <bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall <bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router. <Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again <Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^ <bitchchecker> wort man <Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack! <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker <bitchchecker> man do you want a virus <bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive <Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^ <Elch> <Elch> it's easy <bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone <bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted <Elch> mom... <Elch> i'll take a look In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him? <bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a badgirl <Elch> that's bad <bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted <Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it <bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip. <bitchchecker> tupac rules <bitchchecker> elch you son of a badgirl your f: is gone and e: too Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted.... Or isn't it happening on my computer? <bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol <He> why doesn't meta say anything <Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing <Black<TdV>> ^^ <bitchchecker> your d: is gone <He> go on badgirl The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives. <bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet <bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer? * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time. :DD ) Enjoy
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    What goes on when you get hacked by a pro!

    You can skipp a few lines at a time and see if that helps ) That is what I do when I read books )
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    Paddy's back

    Paddy the Kerryman died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Seamus and Seanin (Also Kerrymen's), were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy." The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Seanin in to identify the body. Seanin took a look at him and said, "Yup he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Seanin looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy". The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Seanin said, "Well, Paddy had two ars holes." "What, he had two badthing?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two ars holes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two ars holes...." ) enjoy
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    Gray mates!

    LoL! )
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    y I fired my secretary!

    It was my birthday and I got out of the bed. My wife was still asleep. I made my breakfast and while I was having it my wife came, I was kinda expecting a happybirthday wish of somesort, but never mind as I hardly heard a good mornning. And I heard nothing from my kids. It was time to go to work and I was sad about what happened. When I got to work my secretary said "Good morning boss, and happy birthday" I told her "Thanx, you made my day abit easier". I was doing my work when she came in and said "Boss, since it is your bithday maybe we should have a special lunch, just the two of us?" I said "OK!" We went to a romantic resturant and ate, while we were chating we had a martiny each and then we headed back to office when she said "Maybe we shouldn't go to the office and go to my appartment" I said "OK" again. When we got there she said"I hope you don't mind but imona go to my bedroom for a min" I said "Sure thing" She went there and a minute latter she came out. My wife, kidds and colleagues followed after her and I was sitting there naked on the couch! :DD