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PunisheR

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About PunisheR

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  • Birthday 05/05/1986

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  1. PunisheR

    Which cartoon is this?

    Yes. I think it was a chinese cartoon, about twins (brother and sister) whom some one was trying to kill, and those two had some sort of a magical power when they joined together. I think it was on air ~1996 in Iran.
  2. PunisheR

    Which cartoon is this?

    Bump... Anyone knows the name? I am in desperate need of it..
  3. PunisheR

    WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GAME COMPANY? AND E3

    Man montazere 5,6 ta bazi hastam Gothic 3 (jowood production ba ye kompaniye dige) Unreal Tournament 2K7 Va Heroes of Might and Magic Dark Messiah Lost chapter 2 Call Of Duty 3 Hell gate Va Crysis kesi hanozam PS2 bazi mikone?
  4. PunisheR

    what system are you running

    Hey there.. Here are my specs :p AMD Opteron 175 @ 3.2GHz Asus A8N32 SLI-Delux 2x XFX 7900GTX in SLI mode G.Skill 2BGHX 4x Seagate 7200.9 300GB HDD RAID 0 2x WD 150GB Raptor RAID 0 Dell 3007 FPW HDA Digital X-Plosion All connected to a set of Pioneer & Jamo (av reciever and Speakers.) and a shity 1.5mb/s connection
  5. PunisheR

    how to make KATIRA

    howdy. I just need some help. I have about a Kilo :silly_wft: (that is right) of dried katira. amm.. I have tried several times to make it and on all attempts I have failed to make it properly. can someone please tell me the steps on how to make it. and also the best way to use is with maximum effect on hair. just one thing. I want to add rose water to it, in which step should I add the rosewater? thanx in advance
  6. PunisheR

    Science

    Love it :DD How about you?
  7. PunisheR

    Science

    I know what time-travel is but I want to see how you would define it, cuz personally I think this Idea is a mistake that has been going arround by a misunderstanding of the concept or relative time!
  8. PunisheR

    Science

    I don't mean to be rude or anything but, what exactly is meant by "Time travel"? The defenition of time travel is misunderstoon in most cases.
  9. PunisheR

    Which cartoon is this?

    G'day mates I'v been searching my butt off, looking for a cartoon. It was called Dogholohaye Afsanei in Iran, But I can't seem to figure out what it is called so that I can order it from amazon. Anyone can help me with this. Cheers
  10. PunisheR

    GAMES

    Played it. Preety crap to be honost! Would rather play Fable: the lost chapter
  11. What do you guys think? With the Cloning technology and DNA modification we are differing one from what they would have been Naturally I wanna see what you guys n girls think! Will say my oppinion latter cheers
  12. PunisheR

    Gray mates!

    Cricky! it's a bloody ripper to see other aussies downeie :DD Gra finish me FournTwenty Pie. hmmmmmmmm
  13. PunisheR

    Blind Cashier

    This one doesn't miss a trick........The salesman A woman goes into fishing shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The shop salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for £44." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be £58.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for £44. How did you get to £58.50?" "The Duck Caller is £11 and the Fish Bait is £3.50." Love this one )
  14. PunisheR

    Indian Mating season!

    Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us." Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening. The Irishman wondered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read..... NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!! )
  15. PunisheR

    Irish Man

    One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black-clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped! a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve or her wetsuit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened it and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the Gods!" stated the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!" At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!!!!" )
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