I am very egoistic, I want to cheat but not have my partner cheating on me! And I love to have women cheating on their partners. Double standards? Bet your ass! But that is what I get off on and I have come to accept it. I do no longer pretend being what I am not. That is why I don't have nay serious relationships, so that no one needs to get hurt in the process of me being who I am.
I beg to differ. On the contrary you should be more afraid of those who act and behave like snakes, with the likes of Pourya your takleef is moshakhas and you know what to expect, he is not what he claims to be, he is what he is. In Persian we have a great saying: Az aan nataras ke haayo hooy daarad, az aan betars ke sar be zeer daarad.
Although I believe your comment was to be served in more of a humorous fashion!